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[Feb. 8th, 2006|07:51 pm] |
I don't even know if anyone reads these. I haven't updated my LJ in about seventeen million years. But this amused me so much, I actually did it. Basically, you have to pick celebrities and put them in a list from #1-12. Then you have to answer the questions below. So I did this, because it was that or my math homework.
1. Kalan Porter
2. Jacob Hoggard
3. Shane Wiebe
4. Daniel Radcliffe
5. Gregory Smith
6. Chris Pratt
7. Ben McKenzie
8. Adam Brody
9. Rupert Grint
10. Tom Felton
11. Mr Sass
12. Rex Goudie
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Chris Pratt/Mr Sass) fic? Do you want to?
Oh God. Chris is too sexy to buddy up with the likes of Mr Sass. STAY AWAY FROM THE
DARK SIDE, CHRIS!
2. Do you think Four (Daniel Radcliffe) is hot? How hot?
Damn straight, Daniel is hot. Especially in Goblet of Fire. *drools*
3. What would happen if Twelve (Rex Goudie) got Eight (Adam Brody) pregnant?
Wow. They’d end up with a really attractive baby.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Rupert Grint)?
No, because people are too lazy to write about Rupert. All they care about is Ron.
5. Would Two (Jacob Hoggard) and Six (Chris Pratt) make a good couple?
Yes, actually. *starts dreaming up plot bunnies*
6. Five/Nine (Gregory Smith/Rupert Grint) or Five/Ten (Gregory Smith/Tom Felton)? Why?
Oh man. That’s, like.... oh man. Can I have both?
7. What would happen if Seven (Ben McKenzie) walked in on Two (Jacob Hoggard) and Twelve (Rex Goudie) having sex?</b>
He'd probably run to get Adam Brody and they’d all have a foursome.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Shane Wiebe/Tom Felton) fic.
Gah! Um.... Shane flies over to England and loses his luggage on the plane, so he’s all mopey in the airport bar, and this hot blond dude (read: Tom) comes up and is all “What’s wrong?” and Shane’s all “I lost my luggage” *pout* and Tom’s all “Oh, poor baby” *makeout makeout makeout*.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Kalan Porter/Adam Brody) fluff?
Oh, it could exist. Very easily, if I have anything to say about it. They both have curly hair... I can work with that.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Ben McKenzie/Rex Goudie) hurt/comfort fic.
Hmm.... something like “I Want to Be Your Dirty White Trucker Hat”, written from Ben’s
perspective. It’d be beautiful, I tell you. Beautiful.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Daniel Radcliffe) to
deflower One (Kalan Porter)?
Ahahahahahahaha. Daniel would seduce Kalan with his sexy British accent, of course. How
else?!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Ben McKenzie) slash?
You mean someone who’s not me?
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Shane Wiebe) het?
Wait, does that really exist?! How is that possible?!
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven/Six (Mr Sass/Chris Pratt)?
Not that I know of. I don’t know one person who’s ever thought to write a Mr Sass fic. And
pairing him with Chris.... icky.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Jacob Hoggard/Daniel
Radcliffe/Gregory Smith)?
Oh, probably! But it feels so.... wrong to include Danny in with those big boys. *smirk*
16. What might Ten (Tom Felton) scream at a moment of great passion?
“MUDBLOOD!" hehehe.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Adam Brody), which song would you choose?
Hm. Something all mopey by Death Cab, as he is harbouring an all-consuming love for each
member of that band.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Kalan Porter/Chris Pratt/Rex Goudie) fic, what would
the warnings be?
WARNING: This tri-pairing tends to be very attractive and may make you want to remove articles of clothing.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Jacob Hoggard) to use on Ten (Tom Felton)?
“Hey, nice broomstick. Can I ride it?” HAHAHAHAHAHA. The Harry Potter-related jokes are
ENDLESS, I tell you.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Gregory Smith)?
Oh, a little while ago. I haven’t read Everwood fics in awhile.
21. What is Six's (Chris Pratt) super-sekrit kink?
Dude, he is so into threesomes. Most likely ones that involve males.
22. Would Eleven (Mr Sass) shag Nine (Rupert Grint)? Drunk or sober?
GOD NO. That would be the most horrifying sight EVER. They would have to be totally drunk.
23. If Three (Shane Weibe) and Seven (Ben McKenzie) get together, who tops?
Are you kidding me?? Clearly Shane. He is about one menstrual cycle away from being a
woman.
24. "One (Kalan Porter) and Nine (Rupert Grint) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Rupert Grint) suddenly runs off with Four (Daniel Radcliffe). One (Kalan Porter), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Mr Sass) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Rex Goudie), then follows the wise advice of Five (Gregory Smith) and finds true love with Three (Shane Weibe)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
*pauses to reread and understand what was just said*
Title: “Thank God He Ran Off With Harry Potter, He Belongs With Him Anyway.”
Who would read it: Other than me? Hah, Simon would read it. Gus probably would too. No
one else would even TOUCH this fic.
Who would write it? Clearly me.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Ben McKenzie/Adam Brody) was canon?
DUH. Clearly, it IS canon. ;) |
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